client: Exxon Corporation
improvement: Shit Happens
date: August 1989
BLF COMMUNIQUE
MAY 8, 1989
One of the primary goals of the BLF has always been to encourage and accelerate the ongoing paving of the world. For, as we all know, where there are roads, there are billboards.
Exxon and other fine corporations contribute to this necessary evolutionary process through many methods, including the use of petrochemicals in the production of asphalt.
Man, being a natural creature can create or produce nothing that is not “of nature”, or unnatural. This is why we believe that Exxon should in no way be castigated for dumping millions of gallons of oil into some silly bay in Podunk, Alaska. The seepage of oil is a natural occurrence (as recently noted by an Exxon official), and, as such, the Alaskan spill should be applauded by all Americans as another step in our ongoing evolutionary destiny. We should capitalize on our good fortune as presented by Exxon Corporation.
“PAVE ALASKA.” In conjunction with the ongoing natural “greenhouse effect”, we should use this occurrence as a beginning which will open up new opportunities for real estate development in colder climates. We at the BLF say “Pave Alaska.”
Jack Napier
BLF Spokesperson